Roommates:

Imagine my roommate and his friends: a 5'7" asian ogre with a strange fascination with Step, and a nasty habit of playing Rock Band at midnight (Current song being massacred: Ballroom Blitz). Accompanying him are his asian entourage, because he has no friends of other races/is incapable of befriending anyone outside of his asian fraternity. All of them have an IQ of 100. Cumulatively.

Cockronaut

Oh, this poor cockronaut (cockroach astronaut). It has survived high voltage electrocution, freezing cold, extreme heat, and vacuum down to 5 millibar(I don't really approve of these tests). But he has survived, somehow, and is now flight worthy.

Side note: I am sick as a dog. Immodium, anyone?

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DE NORFO

I just spent two and a half hours searching for my boss' journal references.

Background context: My boss is Korean.

Fact: one hour wasted because of confusion between cited "De Norfo," and actual article author name, "De Nolfo."

Should I laugh, or cry?